I wrote the silliest, stupidest, funniest stuff I could think of. When I read my essay, I got big laughs. (Jerry Zezima/TNS) On May 23, 1985, a date which will live in journalistic infamy, my first ...

There is a saying among people of a certain age (67, which is the new 47) that we’re like fine wine: We’re not getting older, we’re getting better. This adage was proven beyond a reasonable doubt — ...